Thursday, July 22, 2010

What if Medusa hit the dating scene?


This week's Friday fun plays with online dating profiles and shows that the singles' scene is harder for some than others.

Mature single female seeking male for possible romance

For the man looking for a lady who's a little different, I'm your gal. For starters, I'm fluent in Greek and have a few pet snakes. (You must be relieved to read a profile of a lady not talking about her cats, right?)

I'm not a high maintenance lady either. I don't even worry about bad hair days. I just accept that I can't do anything with it. I'm NOT damaged goods either. I've never really had a chance to develop a deep relationship, so that's why I'm putting my profile up here at Creepysingles.net.

I'd like to meet someone special, who's not totally focused on looks. Don't worry! I'm NOT fat.

Because I'm a mature lady I've had a chance to realize that I can be intimidating to men. They won't even look me in the eye (and I don't think it's because they're staring at my boobs). Men just seem to turn to stone around me. I don't know what I do to bring out this reaction. I get the impression at first that men are actually pursuing me, but, when we meet, then they just freeze up. I guess the hunt was more fun for them than the catching part.

So, if you've ever wanted to pet a snake on a first date and meet a lady who will appreciate your company, please contact me.

Reply to user name GorgonGirl. If your message is sweet, I'll send you a photo.

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