Thursday, June 20, 2013

Fortune cookie fun with book titles

My wandering mind has discovered that the titles of novels are just as fun as fortune cookie messages when you add the phrase "in bed" after them. The results range from funny to weird to outright disturbing.

Here's the game with my novels:

Union of Renegades...in bed

The Goddess Queen...in bed

Judgment Rising...in bed (Don't want this to happen.)

The Borderlands of Power...in bed

Rys Rising...in bed

Savage Storm...in bed (Could be fun.)

New Religion...in bed (I wish.)

Love Lost...in bed (Happens to everybody.)

Let's try some famous titles:

The Fellowship of the Ring...in bed (Sorry.)

The Godfather...in bed (We're not related, right?)

Moby Dick...in bed (This had to be on the list.)

Great Expectations...in bed (Obvious choice)

The Sound and the Fury...in bed (I heard this through a wall at a motel once)

The Call of the Wild...in bed  (Sign me up)

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland...in bed (She's older than she looks.)

The Three Musketeers....(OK, I'll stop)

What fortune cookie fun with book titles can you think of? Please share in comments.


Tracy Falbe writes fantasy novels available at Brave Luck Books where strong characters take chances.

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